1. You arrive home to find someone stealing your belongings. You:
Go for a cup of coffee and wait for him to finish
Call the police
Try to convince them to leave your things alone
Run away
Grab whatever's handy and start beating them
Shoot them
It doesn't matter. You don't have anything of value anyway

2. You're watching an intense movie when the person sitting behind you starts to talk. You:
Tell the person to shut the hell up
Offer them money in return for their silence
Rip off their arm and beat them with it.
Pit them against the tall guy sitting in front of you in a battle to the death
Shush them
Calmly ask them stop talking
Why would I be at a movie?

3. When you're upset about something, you like to:
Shop
Go online
Go out with friends to get your mind off it.
Sit in your room, alone
Go to the gym
Play a game
Meditate

4. You're for World:
Peace
Freedom
Destruction
Solitude
Domination
Trade
Aren't things fine the way they are?

5. When you get home from work or school, the first thing you do is:
Get into a fight with someone. Someone's always on your case
Eat
Go straight to your room
Go to sleep
Read a book
Catch up on the latest news
Turn on the TV

6. At a party, you're most likely to be:
Out back, smoking
Eating and drinking as much as your body can handle
Dancing
Wondering why you bothered to come
Standing alone, watching everyone
Debating politics in a small group
Slipping anything not nailed down into your bag

7. It's worse to:
Be poor
Be defenseless
Be shirtless
Be alone
Lose control of what's happening around you
Lose control of yourself
Be a coward

8. Someone says a really nasty thing about you behind your back. You:
Beat the crap out of them
Spread nastier rumours about them
Pull some strings and have them audited
Ignore them. They're obviously just looking for attention
Brood
Wait a few weeks before exacting cunning revenge
Kidnap their cat

9. While on a long car drive, you like to listen to:
Country music
Pop music
Classical music
The news
Opera music or musicals
Polka music
Nothing. The radio is off

10. What would you rather have named after you?
A huge building
A popular car
A medium sized mountain
A small city
A quiet park
A play or movie
I'd rather no one remember my name

11. In school, you most enjoyed:
Lunch
Gym
Political Science
Economics
Drama
Languages
Going home

12. What movie sounds the most entertaining from its title?
The Firm
Men of Honor
Covert Justice
Castaway
Star Wars
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Earnest Goes To Camp

13. An alien ship lands in your front yard. You:
Call the tabloids
Grab a baseball bat and a bottle of tequila
Kill the visitors and reverse engineer everything onboard
Tell it to go land somewhere else
Grab your camera and park yourself by your window
Get out your 'English to Alien' dictionary and go make first contact
Kick it

14. You and a friend are applying for the same job. He asks you to fax in his resumé when you do yours. You:
Do it, of course
Decide to bow out instead, since he's more qualified
"Forget" to do it for a couple of days
Tell him to do it himself
Fax it to the City Sanitation opening by "mistake"
Fax it in, as well as looking for other openings suited for him
Mistake the photocopier to the fax machine and ruin both your chances

15. Your reputation at work or school is:
The popular one
The bully
The snitch
The quiet one
The loser
The smart one
The idiot

16. Your dependability and predictability:
Dependable, honest, and very predictable
Generally dependable and honest, somewhat unpredictable
Generally dependable, somewhat honest, very unpredictable
Extremely dependable, honest, and reliable
Not dependable, unpredictable, rarely honest
You'd rather no one come to you for anything
You try, but you somehow always mess up

17. Your ideal job would be:
A doctor
A football player
A politician
A novelist
A lawyer
A teacher
A short-order cook

18. Your computer is:
Stuffed with all the latest gadgets, whether you need them or not
Geared towards online gaming
Used mainly for the internet
Low end, but satisfactory
Stolen, but the best someone elses money could buy
Well balanced for all your needs
Really, really slow

19. You find a time travel device in your living room. You:
Travel far into the future to see what achievements have been made
Travel 50 years in the past, using your knowledge to become supreme ruler
Travel to the past to kill your enemy's father
Choose to go no where, since you prefer to live in the present
Travel a week into the future to hear the winning lottery numbers
Nice try. I don't have a living room
Travel back 60 million years, step on a butterfly, and destroy the future

20. When conversing with someone who has a less extensive vocabulary, you:
Try to adjust your speech to facilitate understanding.
Brush them off - you have no patience for 'slow' people.
Get impatient and try to find an excuse to end your conversation.
Feel superior
Smile. This makes it much easier to take advantage of them
Pretend that you don't notice
When less who's it what of huh?