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Bizarro
Original US Airdate: September 27, 2007

Reviewed by Diesel Micky Dolenz

Summary | Review | Screen Caps | Cast | Guest Cast | Creative Staff

Summary

"Bizarro" picks up where "Phantom" left off. Lana has apparently been killed in an explosion. Lex has been arrested for her murder. Lois has been brought back from the dead by Chloe, who may have taken her place. Both of them are inside a dam that's sprung a major leak thanks to a fight between Clark and a phantom that has taken Clark's DNA, turning himself into a bizarre version of Clark.

The dam breaks, washing the police car containing Lex into the water. In the forest, Anti-Clark knocks Clark around a bit, and we find out that Anti-Clark not only borrowed Clark's DNA, he also has access to Clark's memories, and he intends to take over Clark's life. That might not be so easy if Anti-Clark's face doesn't stop turning gray and developing cracks from time to time. Clark knocks Anti-Clark for a loop and rushes off to help people caught in the path of the flood. Clark ends up using his heat vision to vaporize the flood waters before they can reach a father and son out on a fishing trip.

As Lex runs out of air in the deeply submerged police car, he sees an angelic figure floating nearby.

Anti-Clark finds himself impaled on a piece of an electrical tower, but slides off and uses heat vision to fry someone that tries to come to his aid.

Lois drags Chloe through the interior of the dam, only to find her way blocked by a flooded room. The room appears to be filled with floating bodies, likely all subjects of 33.1. She turns to find the boy what had been previously possessed by the phantom asking her for help.

Lionel has been washed out of the dam and lies unconscious on the riverside. A mysterious, gloved figure approaches him and drags him off.

Clark breaks his way into where Chloe, Lois and the boy are. Clark chalks it up to the roof collapsing when Lois wonders how he made it in.

At the Kent farm, Anti-Clark uses a piece of Kryptonite to heal his wounds.

Lex wakes on the riverside to find the angelic figure standing over him. The glare from the sun keeps him from getting a good look at her face. When he briefly looks away, the woman flies off.

At the hospital, doctors and nurses work frantically over Chloe. She looks dead, but must have at least some sign of life. Lois tells Clark the story from her point of view. She was stabbed by a security guard, dialed Chloe then passed out. When she awoke, the wound was healed and Chloe was laying beside her. She suspects that Lex's men had something to do with Chloe's condition and leaves to find out what.

At Luthorcorp headquarters, Lex's people have arranged for a helicopter to get him out of the country. Lex recalls the woman who saved him and wonders why she would. He thinks about Lana, and how she was the only thing he was living for, and he decides to turn himself in.

Lois lets herself into Lex's study (top notch security). She runs into Anti-Clark, though of course she doesn't realize it isn't Clark. Anti-Clark leers at her and makes a none-too-subtle pass at her. She slaps him and he leaves saying, "maybe next time."

In the emergency room, Chloe flatlines. The doctors try to revive her but are unsuccessful. Chloe is pronounced dead at 13:49. She wakes up in the morgue and starts banging on the walls of her chamber to be let out. Clark gets the bad news that Chloe didn't make it, but then he hears her screaming for help.

Clark rescues Chloe from the cooler. She can't or won't shed any light on what happened. Clark thinks she should get checked out, but Chloe doesn't want to become a lab rat. As she rips up her death certificate, she sees Lana's.

Lex meets with his lawyer in his cell. The lawyer plays a tape of Lex's last conversation with Lana, where he sounds like he's threatening her life. The lawyer points out that the tape makes it unlikely that they'll be able to arrange for bail. Lex is more worried about recovery efforts at the dam, particularly what happened to a particular 33.1 subject. The lawyer tells him that most of the subjects have been recovered, but not the one he's asking about. The lawyer also tells Lex that Lionel is missing.

Anti-Clark shows up at the cell and rips the door off its hinges. He kills the lawyer and Lex figures out that he's the phantom. He suspects that the phantom has taken Clark's body, but Anti-Clark tells him that Clark is still out there. Anti-Clark says that he needs lots of meteor rocks, and he insists that Lex is going to help him kill Clark.

Chloe tries to help Clark figure out what to do about Anti-Clark, and manages to coin the phrase "bizarro Clark." They figure out that Kryptonite recharges Bizarro instead of harming him. We find out that Oliver has been tracking Lex's meteor rock shipments, and that there have been several to Reeve's dam. If Bizarro gets to those shipments before Clark, well, it would be bad. Clark can't take him on alone, but he knows someone who might be able to help.

That someone turns out to be J'onn J'onzz, the Martian Manhunter. J'onn explains to Clark that the phantom can only be defeated with the help of something that gives Clark power, the yellow sun. The sun weakens Bizarro, which is why his face distorted when he was in the sunlight.

Lex leads Bizarro to the section of the dam where the meteor rocks are kept. Before Bizarro can expose himself to the rocks, Lex grabs a gun and demands to know where Bizarro is from and why he chose Clark to replicate. Bizarro tells Lex he has to choose between destroying him and finding out Clark's secrets. Before Lex makes his choice, Bizarro uses his super speed to grab the gun then knocks Lex aside (and unconscious).

Bizarro opens the lead-lined chamber containing the Kryptonite and steps inside as Clark arrives. Bizarro essentially sucks the radiation out of the Kryptonite, powering himself, but also keeping it from harming Clark. Bizarro tells Clark that he's wasted his opportunities. Clark doesn't deserve this life, but he does. Clark attacks Bizarro, but Bizarro easily knocks him aside. Clark impacts the wall, creating a hole through which sunlight streams. The sun's rays heal Clark's wounds.

Clark calls out to Bizarro, taunting him. Bizarro walks into the sunlight and hits Clark again, but Clark takes the blow without damage. The sunlight causes Bizarro's face to distort, and Clark hits Bizarro hard enough to send him high into the sky. As he flies upward, pieces of his face appear to break off, and we can see Kryptonite green showing from beneath. Either from the power of Clark's blow or on his own, Bizarro flies out of Earth's atmosphere. Never to be heard from again? Right.

Chloe visits Clark at the Kent farm to try and comfort him over losing Lana. She's still not interested in talking about what happened at the dam. Lois shows up and forgives Clark for coming on to her, though he has no idea what she's talking about.

J'onn finds Clark in the loft and tells him that Jor El would be proud of the way that Clark took responsibility for his actions. Clark wonders if Bizarro had one thing right, maybe he's been wasting time avoiding his destiny and trying to be something he isn't, human.

Chloe burns her death certificate in her sink.

Lex gets led to his cell, where he stares at a photo of himself and Lana.

Speaking of Lana, she's alive and well in Shanghai, China.

And the woman that saved Lex's life? She's hanging out on top of the Smallville water tower. Like another super-powered Smallvillite, she has a penchant for wearing red and blue. She picks up a silver bracelet, stares at it, puts it on, then flies off.

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Review

Well, season 7 of Smallville got off to an adequate start. At the very least, all the players are now in position. Lana is alive. Lex is in jail. Chloe is alive. Oops, maybe I spoke too soon. Lionel is missing, and it doesn't appear as if Lex is behind that. And there's a new player in town. She's blonde, flies and wears red and blue. I wonder who she'll turn out to be </sarcasm>.

The last phantom has been dispatched, though I wonder just how permanent his absence will be. In it's wake, Clark seems to have mixed feelings about his humanity. It feels like we've done this before, but maybe this is different. Clark seems to be ready to embrace his destiny, whatever that may be. He's thinking he's wasting his time trying to be human when he's not. Of course, hours prior to that thought he was telling J'onn how he was going to stop apologizing for his humanity. So did Clark change his mind, or is he acknowledging the influence of his human upbringing while wanting to find out what it means to be Kryptonian, too?

Chloe seems to be having issues of her own. I can only assume we'll eventually find out what happened in the dam from her point of view. If you recall, all we saw was a tear fall from Chloe's eye onto Lois. Lois comes back to life only to find Chloe slumped over some distance away. If all Chloe remembers is Lois being dead then waking up in the morgue, I wouldn't think she'd be so reluctant to discuss it with Clark. After all the secrets she's kept for others, she seems to be struggling with having a secret of her own.

Have we seen the last of 33.1? Before getting killed, Lex's lawyer mentioned something about all the subjects that had been "compromised" being recovered. Are they all dead? It certainly looked like a number of them drowned. If nothing else, Lex will likely have someone new to obsess over. His obsession with Clark started when Clark rescued him from drowning in his car. Throw in a similar experience, this time with a hot blonde, and you know he's not going to just let this go.

Yes, you know that Annette O'Toole is no longer in the cast when Lana dies and Ma Kent can't make it home from DC to comfort her little boy.

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Screen Caps (Click for larger image)

 

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Cast:

Tom Welling as Clark Kent
Michael Rosenbaum
as Lex Luthor
Kristin Kreuk as Lana Lang
Allison Mack as Chloe Sullivan
Erica Durance as Lois Lane
Aaron Ashmore as Jimmy Olsen
Lauren Vandervoort as Kara
John Glover
as Lionel Luthor

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Guest Cast:

Phil Morris
as J'onn J'onzz
Conrad Coates
as Keating
Quinn Lord
as Phillipe Lamont
Jake D. Smith
as Boy at Dam
Heath Stevenson
Marci T. House
Jaqualine Samuda
as ER Doctor
Suzanne Bastien
as ER Doctor
Randal Edwards
as EMT
Anna Galvin
as Doctor
Tosha Doiron
as Lex's Assistant
David Patrick Green
as Truck Driver

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Creative Staff:

Written by Kelly Souders & Brian Peterson
Directed by Michael Rohl

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