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By reading this you are now legally and mystically obligated to return at least once a week, lest your eyeballs melt and whatever
genitalia you possess fall off (or out, or... you know what, they'll just melt too). I reserve the right to lease your soul
and paint it any colour I wish.

Please don't steal from me. Unless it's for a good reason. The only good reason being
I've made your eyeballs melt and your genitals liquefy. And only then if the revenge is epic
in scope, and you promise to let me win.

Thank you, that is all