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.Frequently Asked Questions
.....Last Updated: December 13, 2005

As I've not received any emails as yet, I really have no basis for creating a frequently asked questions section. Well, other than sounding like a tool. And I have no problem with that.

Tools are handy. They let you do stuff. Also, I've seen them make effective weapons. Not that I'm saying that I'd make an effective weapon, though I suppose I'd make a nifty human shield…

Uh…

Right. A little info in the form of questions. I'll pretend it's Jeopardy, and I'm Alex Trebek. Or would you be Alex… Honestly, it's three in the morning and I don't much care. Be Vanna, see if I care.

Technically this is the Pretend-Asked Questions, so it should be PAQ, which sounds cool, until I think of that God-awful movie where Kevin Spacey ate a banana.

What the hell?
In the beginning, there was God. And it was good. And then there were some chickens, a quarter of Tibet, and eventually mass transit. On the seventh day, there was also Plinko, but that's another story…

What's a Sophist?
A quick tour on Google will answer that.

…What? I never said I'd be ANSWERING these...

When do you post?
Whenever I find time and feel like it.

Well, honestly, I'm an art student. I've got all the free time in the world. So it's mostly that last part. Read it back? 'Feel like it?' Yeah, that sounds about right.

Generally I think it's every two days, but sometimes it could be shorter, or sometimes it could be longer. Go figure. It all boils down to what's on TV.

Are you *Name deleted*?
Yes. Yes I am. There was a time when I said no, but it's been beaten into me (quite literally) that I am yam I am.

To go along with that, there's only one other person currently residing in my personal digital realm who's based on someone I know. I'll leave it to you to decide whether or not it's you. I'll give you a hint though: It's not you.

Why don’t your characters have names?
They do, but until someone starts a email campaign, you aren't hearing nothing!
Or, you know, until I get around to using them...

Seriously... What the hell?
Refer to above, take two pills, and call it a night